It’s the landlord again.

Looking down on the street through the rain covered window, I see him run toward the front of the building.  As I listen to him climb the stairs, I reach into the top desk drawer and pull out my piece.

I flip the cylinder open, glance at the dead eyes of the back of the shells.  I take another sip of bourbon and set the bottle down.

I set the revolver down on the desk, then pick it up again.  Last time just having it on the desk made him nervous.  Time to up the ante a bit.

The door opens as I place the barrel in my mouth.  Our eyes lock, and I realize the metal is colder than it looks.

“Look Mac, I really need your ren….”, he trails off as the realization of what he’s seeing washes over him.

My mouth currently intimately engaged with the gun in my hand, I say nothing.

Normally the double click of the action as I thumb back the hammer is kind of comforting.  Not so much this time.  I actually see the beads of sweat pop out on his forehead as a look of horror climbs over his face.

“I, I…” he stutters then turns and flees the room.  Maybe a week ’til he digs up enough courage to come back.

I unlock the front sight from behind my teeth and put the gun back on the desk.  I lift the bottle for another sip.

I stand and step across the room to close the door, my eyes flickering over the doorplate.

Mike McNess  –  Private Detective

That’s me.  I’m the guy you come to when you’re desperate, when all the chips are down.

The smell of urine hits me from the couch.  The Senator’s girl was a class act, but that little dog was a monster.

Gotta get that cleaned, and soon.  As I round the desk, I notice the food spots and spills on the carpet.  Gotta call the cleaners tomorrow morning.  Those guys are good at what they do.  Cleaned a lot of things out of a lot of carpets for me.

Quality Carpet Cleaning, that’s them.  It’s hard to find a good cleaner in my business, and I appreciate quality.  In my women, in my bourbon, and in the guys who get stuck cleaning up after me.

I sit down, take another sip, and watch the rain fall.

That’s me. Mike (Mac) McNess. Private Dick.

I’m the guy with a gun in his mouth.

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